So did you really sit on a bench with a box of chocolates?? No..it was a stool and the box was fake.

Actors…don’t get me wrong I love watching good shows and movies…but can we look at what they really do? In all reality they stand in front of a camera while covered in layers of Revlon and Maybalene, practice for hours at a time, are told what to say, when to say it and how to say it and then say it. Whoa…they are amazing!! We don’t see the umpire come out and tell Andy Petitite when to throw the pitch, where to throw it and then show Barry Bonds where it is going and when to swing…then we all pay $9.50 and celebrate when he hits a homerun…wow…talent! And what are they really doing? Lying…they are professional lyers…they can’t fly, they don’t have cars that turn into robots and Leo DiCaprio is really 45 years old, lives with his mom and dates Susan Boyle…disappointing I know. I think most people would be disappointed to meet actors/actresses in real life..I know I would be. I know that if Robert Downey Jr. didn’t fly up in a metal suit, crush a car and have a glowing hocky puck stuck in his chest…I would think “Sheesh, he’s just another guy that forgot to shave and comb his hair”. That’s what actors basically do, they lie..plain and simple. They really don’t love Renee Zellweger, she doesn’t really “Complete me” because Katie Holmes is standing 20 feet away…and if she did complete Tom Cruise..the world would be “Suri-less”....And now with all of the CGI and computer technology…we can make Ewin McGregor fight Haden Christensen on a planet in space that is made of Lava and volcanoes….when in reality they are in a warehouse wearing bath robes, standing in front of a screen swinging brooms at one another while a guy with taped glasses is using Microsoft paint to give them both beards .… Dang it…it’s so disappointing when we really stop and think what’s going on. Dr’s and Nurses save peoples lives and makes small fractions compared to what John Stamos does on ER and the only lives he has saved are those who weren’t forced to watch him on anything but Full House….and again…great hair? Nope…a CGI wig…John Stamos is really a red head. Unreal isn’t it??? We are built on a society of lies and the people we pay the most are those who are the best at it….you think Brad and Angelina really have 8 kids…think again…I have two words for you “Jim Henson”…yes…they are animatronics…puppets made to look like kids from other countries. I mean it’s to the point where I don’t know if David Beckham is real or just Carrot top dressed up to be a hot soccer player from Europe with a wife made from the same substance as Kristinna Loken in Terminator 3…Im waiting for her to shoot sparks out her mouth and turn her arm into a Desert Eagle and start shooting. I really do not know what to believe anymore…how do we know what is real and what is not? You do realize that some of these people were the kids who ate glue in Elementary school..some of them are the ones who walked around all day with their flys down looking lost and some of them are the ones who had Kleenexes in their bra’s and showered with a swimsuit like the one Michael Phelps wears because their crotch looks like Joaquin Phoenix’s beard. All I do know is that if we gathered all the celebrities into one big room, with no make up and nothing but who they really are..it would be like going to Sunday brunch at the elks club with your grandparents. When they poop it stinks, they have back hair and just because they have a bunch of paper sitting in a room at a bank doesn’t mean they have farts that don’t make a noise and smell like carrots and throw up. Wake up everyone.