Snuggie Signs Tiger to new deal.....

Well Well Well….old Mr. Woods got caught with his hand in the cookie jar! It seems he has been off playing Crouching Tiger, Hide my Dragon with some hotties that greet people and show them a laminated piece of cardboard with food listed on it…hmmm…I wonder ? Does it honestly surprise everyone when something like this comes out? Take a guy who has all the money he wants, can travel anywhere at anytime and is actually shopping for the models, not the undies, in the Victoria secret catalog. Do you think there is a reason Leonardo Dicaprio isn’t married, he knows that he could settle down and have a family, but next’s years Victoria secret holiday show is right around the corner and its just too hard to turn down another 23 year old who only eats once a week and doesn’t know a lick of English…fish in a barrel my friend, fish in a barrel. So Tiger is just another guy who makes lots of money and whose blood flow is stronger to one head then the other. Yes he has a super model at home with two kids...but a slut working as hostess is much more desirable! I wonder if he ordered HPV with a side of crabs that night?? So what should Tiger learn from this scenario? Well first, if you keep your driver in your pants you won’t have slashes on your face and an Escalade that looks like a lawn ornament. Secondly, if you are going to have affairs make sure you do it with people in Afghanistan where the TV wont be invented for another 20 years and the women can only make clicks and beeps, but once you are caught…do what Michael Jackson did, run to a foreign country and dress like a bee keeper…no one will know it is you and the only thing they will care about is number of cows you have. Its either that or just face up to the music, it may not be so bad having your sponsors for next years tour be Taco Johns and Snuggie …I personally think that all the potato ole’s you can eat and a blanket with sleeves is a step up from free razors and shoes made by kids making .50 cents an hour. Wake up Tiger.