Hilary Clint "Dang it, I should have wore glasses and lost 40 lbs".....shit

Out of a request to my buddy in Colorado, we need to discuss ole’ Sarah Palin. What do we know about Sarah? Well, she has a family, a daughter with a kid, she lives in Alaska, she hunts large animals, wears glasses, makes comments similar to George W. Bush, is asked to keep her mouth shut by her running mate and according to her “has a retarded baby”. It is a bit sad that the only reason she got nominated to be McCain’s running mate is because women like other women in power and men thinks she looks like a naughty librarian. It’s too bad for Hilary, if she didn’t have chipmunk cheeks and a bowl cut hairdo, she would have gotten more of the men’s votes. But Ahh shucks, Sarah’s just a down home country mom that flies in private jets and spends as much money on clothes as Lady Gaga…but I guess if you drop your kids off at an extra curricular activity a couple times..then you become a “mom”. Do we really want a female version of George W. Bush running the show? Did we not learn from his speech capabilities that people who use terms like “evil Doers or aww shucks” on a political stage will lose all credibility with everyone except Saturday Night Live?? I guess if we really wanted to save Saturday Night Live and lock in Tina Fey’s 401K for the next 4 years, we could vote her in. It would be the first time, since Clinton, that the president is invited to a foreign leaders home for a candle lit dinner with hot tub relaxation to follow. I am confident that the term Foreign Relations does not involve touching Kim on his Jong il while visiting North Korea. I can hear him now “Sara, how bout you touch my Nukier Wepon and we will then cease our Nukier Po-gam” I will give it to her, she is smart enough to know that if she writes a book and gets on Oprah then she does have half the world conquered right there….I am pretty sure that women who watch Oprah don’t vote, they simply hand over all power of citizenship to Oprah and she represents their voice on the ballet, her one vote is worth the equivalent of the Mountain West, South and Illinois with regards to Electoral Votes…I can hear Barrack running for a second term saying “Oh Shit, she’s got Oprah…my only hope now is to get the remaining media powers…quick call Lil Wayne, Lebron and Jon Gosslin, we need to lock this shit down.” I do foresee a new method of political marketing, I am sure there will be an iphone App that depicts sarah with Blue and Red Nipple stickers, holding a sign over her crotch that says “Touch her to Vote for Palin” .Wake up people.


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