Big Lips + Big Breasts + Lipo = Half your estate

As Kanye West told me “We Want Prenup…We Want Prenup.” It seems to go…guy makes lots of money, girl finds out how much money he makes, girl seduces guy…guy marries girl…couple has kids…girl tells guy to stick it…girl takes half the total worth…girl gets reality TV show and daily setbacks include used hair extensions and a pool boy who gained 10 lbs and no longer has 6 pack abs. It’s the Hogans…It’s Khloe Kardashian…it’s the “real” house wives of Atlanta/OC. I am curious; at the wedding ceremonies do the two person’s attorneys represent their best man and maid of honor? Does the happy new couple sign the prenup agreement while standing next to unity candle? Does the priest work in the question “Do you “name” take “name” to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, in good times and in bad, and with a thriving bank account and without?” It saddens me to think that a person whom you “love” would only want to marry you because you have more than 5 bedrooms and the speedometer in your car goes over 200 MPH, but it seems that if you make more than 6 figures…you are simply a prize to be won and in the end, will only get half of your life gross because your new “spouse” feels they are getting screwed over or simply files for divorce because they need more money then their allotted weekly allowance. And how does the prenup question go? Does Lamar Odom approach Khloe Kardashian and say “You know I love you boo and you are my one and only, but you need to sign this because you aren’t about to take my paper and I ain’t no fool.” As for my personal favorites, The Real House Wives of “A gated community where the divorce rate is 95%”…? Does the term house wife depict a person who writes a check for an Escalade, has 4 people clean the house, cook the meals and sees her kids once a day while a staff worker reads them a bed time story?? I guess I envision a real house wife, in today’s era, working 9 to 5, making 3 screaming kids dinner of kraft mac and cheese, throwing in a load of laundry and crying herself to sleep. Apparently I am way off, they now have DD breasts, injected lips and fake hair that costs more than most people make on a pay check. So I guess a guy can take proper precaution by doing a simple experiment…If you make good money and a beautiful woman comes onto you…try this…take her to a pool or body of water and toss her in…if her face melts away…her hair comes off and she floats chest up…go find a new girl. Wake up guys.