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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Leroy Jenkins is My Hero

In a world where war runs rampant and millions of 20 somethings sit around in the basements of their parents house playing, scheming, and planning out the careful art of war craft domination...one man chooses to take matters into his own hands. Leroy Jenkins is a man among men, a rogue, an untamed heart that will not follow rules, but simply take matters into his own hands when opportunity strikes. While others like to talk, plan and devise...Leroy takes on life full force, spur of the moment...no holds barred and with a "Don't sing it, just bring it attitude." I do believe that if more people in the world were like Leroy Jenkins, then the world would be a better place. Things would get done, period. We may not all live to fight another day, but by god, we would live in the moment and worry about consequence after the fact. So here is to the Leroy Jenkins of the world....run in balls out and don't forget to let them know who they are dealing with...LLLLLEEERRROYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJENNNKINS!!!

2 comments:

  1. ok guys, these eggs have given us a lot of trouble in the past... when we all run in, I'll cast intimidating shout, then we need Joe to use his soul stone while we gather up the eggs..hey, could we run some numbers on this before we go in?... 32.33% (repeating, of course) chance of survival..well that's better then we usually get.. "Let's do this! LEEEEEROY JEEEEENNNKINS!!"

    Oh my God...did he just run in?....

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  2. I would like to thank my esteemed colleague EW for clarifying the weaponry and percentages involved in the plot of domination. Thank you.

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