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In the Crosshairs.....
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Friday, October 23, 2009

A true event mixed with a made up movie

In anticipation of the newest Halloween Thriller Movies…I have come to the conclusion that the phrase “Based on True Events”…can and often does include absolutely anything that took place regarding any particular topic. Case 1, the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre had a marketing campaign that made it seem as though it was based on true events, was it…maybe about 5%..Which was basically a guy did indeed wear people’s skin after killing them, but the rest of the movie was made up, including Jessica Biel’s singing, it was actually Milli Vanilli who sang the portion of “Sweet Home Alabama” in the driving scene. Case 2, the Mothman prophecies….the event of the bridge collapse real, the sightings of the mothmen and physical evidence they exist…about as true as Anthony Hopkins actually eating brains at Denny’s with Jodie foster….wrong. So for the New Movies Paranormal Activity and Ecounters of the 4th kind or whatever it’s called, can you please put a disclaimer…it can be very small font…below the “The following is based on true events” …that says “The Total content of true events has not truly been determined by the motion picture association of America and the producer, director and all those who worked on the film take no responsibility for the amount of information that is either thought to be true or completely bullshit..thank you for $14.50.” At least if they did that, then I would not have to leave the movie army crawling to my car and end up driving to my parents house to sleep in the bed with them. The Blair Witch did it to us, so did Texas Chainsaw, So did Amityville Horror, and so did White Chicks. They are all “Based on True Events”…but when it comes down to it..the true event could be that a car did break down and the kids who were in the car did indeed hitch a ride. Quit playing games with my heart Michael Bay and keep the facts straight. As for the millions who believe the hype that the “home video” thats in the movie are true tapes that were found…I got one question for you…why does the date in the bottom of the “home video” always seem to be within the past year? Probably because that’s when they were filming the entire movie numb nuts. Wake up people.

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