Tall, Sexy and Yellow All Great Stats of A Playboy Model

Since when did Al Davis (The Owner of the Oakland Raiders who hasn't had a winning team since Alf was big and who looks like Skeletor and Hugh Hefner Combined) take over Playboy? That to me could be the only reason they would put Marge Simpson on the front cover. Apparently when working around beautiful gorgeous women, one tends to lose their mind after seeing so many. I would have liked to be in the boardroom for that meeting, "Ok Folks, we have a way to save the magazine...(Other Board Members)Oh oh...who did we get...Angelina Jolie? Salma Hayek? Barbra Streisand? Hilary Clinton?...Nope! All good thoughts though, we actually got Marge Simpson!! As they all in reply in unison "The yellow chick with a blue bee hive?" Best part is we don't have to pay to have her do any public appearances, listen to her try to give an interview and pay her royalties!! We have really taken a great approach to cutting costs! I am sure it was a success and the answer to about 30,000 perverts around the world who enjoy fantasizing about cartoons. Apparently Garth from Wayne's World isn't the only one who had thoughts about Bugs bunny when he dressed up like a girl bunny. Who knows, maybe a trend will start and before we know it a risque dressed Ned Flanders will be on the cover of GQ or even better a picture of Maggie on the cover of US Weekly with a Headline "Caught, Maggie Simpson seen Partying and Smoking weed on her 15th Birthday" Seriously. Wake up people.