What I Learned from the Learning Channel

It all began as a happy journey down life’s path…but when you end up with a litter of kids….yes 7 or more kids constitutes a litter…then things are bound to not go well for mom and dad. Oh Jon, we all know that you just wanted to love and blissfully take care of Kate until death do you part, but when the day came that she fired out 6 kids at once…you thought it would be a better idea to play doctor with the nanny and go design T shirts with Christian Audgier. So what else do you expect Kate to do besides get a spikey hair cut and go visit McNamara/Troy for some plastic surgery? Once again, we do realize that these two bozo’s are making 6 figures in the US and not because they are talented, or highly educated or great at their jobs, they just popped out 8 kids and a brilliant network…funny enough named the “The Learning Channel”…gave them their own show. Well I have watched and you know what I learned? Don’t give a show to idiots just because they had enough kids to field a Canadian Football team. I really expected more from a network that would call itself the The Learning Channel. I can probably say that Kate has learned a male nanny would have been a better choice. And for Jon, he learned that if he is going to take more than 20 bucks out of the joint account he might as well clean it out completely and head for the Baja. It’s a another prime case of …”Well hun, we can either get jobs and do the corporate ladder thing or you can squeeze out 8 kids and we will give Opera and Ty Pennington a call, get all expenses paid for a year and have a new house built for us.” It doesn’t take Ben Stein to figure that one out. It saddens me to say that Jon and Kate are actually the smart one’s here…the idiots are the millions who tune in to pay their bills. And may I ask, is anyone tired of seeing these two spread over every magazine and talk show…I have gotten the dry heaves and a sinus infection simply from being over whelmed by Gosselin onslaught. Just like voting in US…we can all do our part here and everyone counts…it’s called DON’T WATCH THE SHOW….if they don’t get an audience and no one cares..then TLC can go back to whatever they had before team Gosselin was signed. So to everyone who watches the Jon and Kate show…turn off the TV…get in the car..drive to rural Iowa…put a lawn chair by the side of the road and watch the Amish…Same scenario as the Gosselins except they dress like Pilgrims and are great at woodworking. Either do that or get a hobby and wake up.